Indian Food gone wrong

Some WTF moments shared by my friends related to my post about flavored 'Ghee butter':

This DoughnutPlant abomination. Doughpods introduced August, 2016 are savory filled yeast doughnuts:

oh I'll see if I can find any. I'm sure I have a lot of food complaint tweets lol. there's also the donut plant bullshit, SAMOSA DOUGHPOD: pic.twitter.com/MGA0eA7w1N

— dr. savantifa (@savasavasava) October 1, 2017

I went to one of their stores once and say half of a sign that had chai written in devnagiri and was almost ok until I saw it say chai tea 😡

— dr. savantifa (@savasavasava) October 1, 2017

The Ghee butter conversation:

like for real, fuck you if you're gonna fuck up ghee. I'm already pissed at the turmeric ghee trader joe's is hawking, but this is too far. pic.twitter.com/NJEJ87VfFH

— dr. savantifa (@savasavasava) September 5, 2017

Parag's photo share of Dosha bars at Wholefoods:

Ayurveda, is the new buzzword at its peak. I have seen it used as an alternative nutrition/diet thing that everybody is following which is already disturbing. People study for 4-5 years minimum for a basic Ayurvedic Doctor degree you know and then MD etc after that. They practice with seasoned Vaidya's before they start practicing on their own. So how about don't use the word casually. Knowing your grandma's herbal remedies is not Ayurvaeda either. I diagress. But you can see why my brain has gone haywire:
Dosha® Bar - Cherry Chakra (Balances Vata)
Dosha® Bar - Blueberry Balance (Balances Pitta)
Dosha® Bar - Apple Cran Awakening (Balances Kapha)
People please desist. I am fine with it being a snack bar and consumed as such. Not a 'dosha balancing' bar.
If it was that easy to figure out which dosha was aggrevated and then balance it with a simple snack bar who would need Vaidyas or Doctors.